Ye Goodly Mountain Dew YE GOODLY MOUNTAIN DEW (refrain) 'Tis titled Ye Goodly Mtn. Dew A brew rare that few dare eschew I'll vex thee no more if ye kindly will pour Up my canniken with mtn. dew A wee thirsty rodent, so small and impotent downed a drop of this powerful brew Staggered he to the cat, into his eye he spat Shouting, “Fetch me some more Mtn. Dew.” (refrain) A long sunday march left the parson quite parched Then spieth he a jar by the pew T'was not holy water, for he chased the deacon's daughter T'was the blessed goodly Mtn. Dew (refrain) DANCE BREAK Tis said it's a crime to spend all our time at the potable art we pursue Well, Thou canst tie to the pillory But touch not my distillery Of Ye Goodly Mtn. Dew (refrain)